Last couple of months of news from Goldman Sachs summed up in tidy one liner

"H1N1 inoculated vampire squid doing God's work says they participated in wrongful deals and have reason to regret"

OK, lets parse my bright one liner....

• H1N1 inoculated: The fact that Goldman Sachs employees got their H1N1 vaccines before the hospitals
• Vampire squid: Rolling Stones infamous quote describing Goldman Sachs as a "a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity" in a tell-all article
• Doing God's work: That is what the CEO of Goldman Sachs thinks the bank is doing...
• Reason to regret: Goldman Sachs CEO tells the world that selling shady CDOs whilst prop trading short was fait accompli and thus regrets actions...