Palin poetry

Sublime poetry from Palin's arcane prose (actual pronouncements - at that)...

"On Good and Evil"

It is obvious to me

Who the good guys are in this one

And who the bad guys are.

The bad guys are the ones

Who say Israel is a stinking corpse,

And should be wiped off

The face of the earth.

That's not a good guy.

(To K. Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008)

"You Can't Blink"

You can't blink.

You have to be wired

In a way of being

So committed to the mission,

The mission that we're on,

Reform of this country,

And victory in the war,

You can't blink.

So I didn't blink.

(To C. Gibson, ABC News, Sept. 11, 2008)

"Haiku"

These corporations.

Today it was AIG,

Important call, there.

(To S. Hannity, Fox News, Sept. 18, 2008)

"Befoulers of the Verbiage"

It was an unfair attack on the verbiage

That Senator McCain chose to use,

Because the fundamentals,

As he was having to explain afterwards,

He means our workforce.

He means the ingenuity of the American.

And of course that is strong,

And that is the foundation of our economy.

So that was an unfair attack there,

Again based on verbiage.

(To S. Hannity, Fox News, Sept. 18, 2008)