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The Foundation for Fair Civil Justice, a tort-reform group, recently announced the winners of its 12th annual "Wacky Warning Label" contest.

This year's winning label was attached to a product called "The Off-Road Commode," a toilet seat that is designed to attach to the trailer hitch of a truck. The warning label reads "Not for use on moving vehicles".

Among the runners-up:

• An information booklet that reads, "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet";
• The warning, "Always use this product with adult supervision," a label that appears on the underside of a cereal bowl; and
• A warning provided with a 1" by 4" LCD panel, reading, "Do not eat the LCD panel."
• A bag of livestock castration rings warns, “For animal use only.”

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