Thursday, May 14, 2009

Lighter side...

Hot new styles in face masks from McSweeneys...

The Manhattanite
For the sophisticated airborne-disease-paranoia sufferer. Made of soft pleated dual-ply construction. Features a scratch-free protective face shield, greenish-blue pleated ear loops, and an adjustable white gold nosepiece. Ideal for gallery openings, society parties, and viral pandemics.

The Hannah Montana
Tweens get the flu too, so don't let your Marissa, Ashley, or Carly go unprotected. What better way to show them you care than with an officially licensed Hannah Montana surgical mask? Infused with the scents of bubble gum and boy sweat. Comes with a do-it-yourself Bedazzler kit.

The iMask
The iMask offers the ultimate in surgical mask technology in a sleek yet simple, teal and aquamarine design. It's a media player, camera phone, web browser, organizer, and personal infectious disease defense system all-in-one. Want to find the nearest Center For Disease Control in your area? The iMask has an app for that. Want to play Sudoku while testing the air particle levels in your current location? There's an app for that. Want to learn the best way to treat a weeping sore while entertaining your friends with fart noises? There's an app for that. The iMask does it all – and for only $99.99 a month.
More mask styles here.


Anonymous said...

very funny. I know a few neurotics who would appreciate this.

Anonymous said...

This is the best idea yet. I can't believe only 99.99 a month for the iMask!! Where do I sign up :)