Wednesday Poem

Someone 

is looking at some horrible photo realistic paintings 

wonders if the R's will come to D's funeral since they didn't come to S's

is crying for love.

is glad to be kidnapped by Francesca on a beautiful Saturday 

is fucking bored at work

has visions of swastikas inside their heads

thinks that in the end everyone ends up alone.

hates two words: accounting software. God help us

says boys and girls should make love 

found this guitar for $25 at the Goodwill in Pittsburgh

is visiting the detox center tonight 

is opening all the windows and letting the breeze and the sun in 

is doing naughty aerobics with Mexicans in Cabo!

is too busy to be at work today but is there anyways

is planting peas and carrots and pansies

is making sake for tonight

thinks that the downturn has not been bad

is building a bridge to nowhere with her

vehemently insisted that jokes about the holocaust are bad

lost imaginary wealth and real weight recently

likes H's peaches and would like to shake your tree.

is at the beach w/ my blondieee!

is sad that seeqpod is dead

is at work while everyone is at the beach... blah!

says what is up with everyone breaking up.... its time for lovin

thinks someday.. somebody will....

stumbled into town, just like a sacred cow

gives a big Bangalore hug to all friends back in NYC and beyond

is tired of waitin 4 the resultz. It's tougher than preparin 4 it!

had a good hair and boiled brain day....

says sorry to women he had wronged

thinks hope floats but sinks like a stone in winter

is so enjoying the dancing! Tuesday is audition day

wonders why go through the process when you have a short cut

thinks why make love when you can get it

really really likes not working, wants a hot dog and is a Pheonix

thinks that it's our heart that makes us more than what we are

was shocked out of her brains last night!!!! 

won't tell a soul what she saw or how big it was

was happy that Adam Gopnik hugged her 

is watching the dog chew on a bone while Rush lashes out

thinks he spends more hours of the day drunk than sober

just picked up some of the last walnuts and set them to dry

is knackered, slathered and needs a nanny-nap

says that what doesn't kill a quail only makes it stronger.

is contemplating what chore to put off doing.

is a whore with a chore

thinks of the time when a fish swam into a wall and said "damn!"

just arrived home from the hospice after losing a very good friend

is recuperating from an Irish night out

needs and wants to give H a good bad spanking

knew a banker who killed a homeowner (albeit indirectly)

wore leotards under her pants to work

saw a Hummer hit a cyclist sending the poor bloke to the ER 

did something hot and sweaty and it was not what you think

thinks they should have aspirin bars - to chew on the night after

is missing the good times, but remains chaste

says don’t get cute or clever, just go with your gut 

did it in a few minutes

got the job woot woot!!!!! yayyy!

is protesting in front of the turkish embassy today

says shush girl, shut your lips; do a Helen Keller, talk with your hips

believes in equality for all, except reporters and photographers

has home cleaning work all day then performance at club españa

is thinking perhaps he'll have the Molson's for lunch

just noticed that his neighbor's kitchen was torn down. Foreclosure?

is hereby waiting for a spaceship to take him away

Note: This is the second of what I might call 'Facebook' based poems - made up entirely of people's status updates. The first one can be found here...