Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Quotes

Paul Harvey (1918 - 2009) quotes. Times obituary here.
I liked his style, though not too many of his center of right views.

“Nudists in Lakeland, Florida, are upset that outsiders are sneaking a peek through a hole in their fence... The police promise to look into it.”

“A man called the I.R.S. and asked if birth control pills could be deducted. The I.R.S. worker, not missing a beat, came back and said, ‘Only if they don’t work.’ ”

“White House occupants come and go. They are just like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reasons.”

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